Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Solving Famous Conspiracies ( Jordanian Style) Intro

In this new series, I will attempt to explain some of the world's unsolved mysteries and conspiracies, but of course with a pure Jordanian mentality. I am going to use the logic of Il ba7th il Jina'ei ( CSI: Jordan) , in addition to the "know it all" attitude of a grumpy 35 year old Jordanian ( thick moustache, cigarette in mouth, underarm sweat after a long day at a government office.)

Intro: Through the many years, Jordanians have become well known in their abilities to solve complicated crimes and assist many people in finding the true answers to the world's most famous mysteries. Art theft, assassinations, economic fall downs, natural phenomena, alien landings, are all but a fraction of what a simple government employee can solve in a matter of seconds. Through thorough observations and studies, it has become evident that the reason behind these special skills lay in the nutritional structure of the Jordanian body.

Studies carried out in the biochemical hub of Jordan, ( a village called : Mreigha) have proven that Jordanians are great in solving Mysteries because of the mixing of chemical compounds found in "Jameed" ( a form of dry yoghurt) and reactions that build hydrocarbons in a "uncracking process" which is due to the presence of ethylene (ethene) C2H4, propylene (propene) C3H6, and butene C4H8 commonly found in plastic.

You may be asking how Jameed and plastic mix together. At first the researchers thought this was due to the carrying of the dry jameed balls in plastic bags, but that was soon to be dismissed.

After 8 months of extensive research, Dr. Mifleh Il-Sarajdeh, ( PhD In Plan Psychology) concluded that " Jordanians ask for nothing but Baladi (local) meat with their Manasf, and as we all know, sheep found in Jordan tend to eat a lot of green, red and blue plastic bags, thus explaining the traces of those chemicals."

So after giving you this background, my next post in this series is going to get into "Who really killed JFK?"

8 Comments:

Blogger Linda said...

laith, come on, the magic bullet theory explains it all.

but i look forward to who you think kill jfk.

and how does the colors of the plastic bags play a role?

10:10 AM  
Blogger Laith said...

when asked about that, Dr. Mifleh said that the doble-colored or striped plastic bags have a different compound which acts as a de-catalyst for the reaction.

10:35 AM  
Blogger jameed said...

Who killed JFK? 3indi hathi...bas dakhlak..meen sara2 il 3amood? (if you remember what I am talking about)

2:32 PM  
Blogger Roba said...

hey sounds like a very interesting idea, im totally loving the superhero country scenario, sort of like the popeye-spinach idea. looking forward to see something

2:48 PM  
Blogger Natasha said...

Good job laith, now can you solve Abu Shakoosh mystery. If my memory serves me right, he and his shakoosh are still on the loose.

3:19 PM  
Blogger madas said...

you are right, we are also very controlled by conspiracy theory... which i find absolutely Jordanian, and has a hand in whatever mystery you are thinking at the time...
this all seems like fun...

so what is the first movie that jumps to your mind when someone asks you what is the movie you thought has the best directing? I am sure there are more than one...i am curious about the first one the comes to your mind.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Jad said...

Yet another success story of Jordanians film makers.
A private investigator says that 007 and Rambo are justa copycat of "Hboob el ree7".

5:00 PM  
Blogger Basbooos said...

laith, i think abu mahjoub might have an idea who killed JFK?

6:18 PM  

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