Friday, August 26, 2005

Note to self

Do Not Repeat the following Again:

1- Eating a big plate of Maglooba at 11:30 Pm and following that with two pieces of cake and a big cup of tea, all before going to bed.

2- The next day indulge in eating 2 huge plates of mansaf alongside a cup of sharab and a lot of onions, then go on to eat some form of pie with ice cream made by a girl in black shorts and a tank top which you have never met, also at night.

Participating in activities such as the ones mentioned above can cause you to experience numerous side effects including but not limited to dizziness, loss of focus, extreme stomach aches, hours spent in private meetings ( a.k.a. going to the bathroom) loss of sleep, loss of money, embarrasing situations on the Metro, nightmares about huge eggplants chasing you down a maze of hallways leading into a room full of mirrors, in addition to longing for home..

The tests conducted and the results mentioned are not based on science ( as i hardly know any of it.)

8 Comments:

Blogger Basbooos said...

hilarious laith... i can imagine what u mean...since i had mlookhiyeh for dinner at 3 am in the morning last week when my brother was visiting;)

4:22 PM  
Anonymous Manar said...

ma2loobeh and them mansaf the following day...wallah haykom m3adalleen. Who said arabs living abroad are ma7roomeen?

5:31 PM  
Blogger M!R@CHK@ said...

Strange your note and my note to self both are about eating :P

6:02 PM  
Blogger Laith said...

Manar

Allah Iykhaleelna Um Amin who is visiting and our indian friend who lives in the same building....heheh

7:01 PM  
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7:57 PM  
Blogger Laith said...

Grazi

8:49 PM  
Blogger Lina said...

Hahaha Laith :D well allow me to give you some of my experienced wisdom on healthy eating; anything that goes into your mouth after 8:00 PM shouldn't be more than yoghurt, milk, or fruits ;p leave the Mansaf to the hot afternoons so that you can save the nightmares for the siesta :)

10:02 PM  
Blogger Linda said...

unfortunately, I was put on hold due to one of those private meetings. thanks laith!

2:17 AM  

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